back story: i’m excited about starcraft 2 coming out soon, so i reinstalled starcraft and broodwars to refamiliarize myself with the game.
how in the living shit can this game be beaten, playing single player against the computer? i’m not talking about the plot missions or the episodes or whatever they’re called. me vs. computer, like multiplayer, but versus the computer.
- computer knows where I am; doesn’t ever have to look. why is that exactly? I know because he sends about a dozen soldiers at me after 45 seconds, every time i play.
- how the hell does the computer build so damn fast? artillery in the 2nd wave? give me a god damned break.
- i focus on producing zerglings as fast as possible, fuck vespene, fuck anything else; get enough drones to gather minerals fast enough to make zerglings as fast as possible.
- i can survive the first wave, but the second, that fucking computer has artillery already, i haven’t even put up my hydralisk den yet.
blizzard; make starcraft 2 playable. please? for someone that doesn’t dedicate their waking life to strategy theory? please? i beta tested broodwars for you and i complained about this then. fix it? you haven’t yet.
WE DON’T ALL PLAY THIS GAME ENOUGH TO PERFECT OUR FIRST 60 MINUTES OF PLAYTIME.